I hereby resolve to be nicer in 2010. Right after this.
We had to write a restaurant review for my food writing class. This is the opening line of a classmate’s bizarre review:
Iron Chef Michael Symon’s restaurant, Lola, may or may not be the namesake of the 1970’s song by the Kinks, but a dining experience here is as multifaceted as the seductive transvestite who stars in the song.
She is trying so hard, I want to hug her.